Linty W. Maddux is a former boxer, rockstar, mercenary, and America’s Most Wanted number 1. Due to the treaties signed after the secret wars, he is not allowed to get into too much detail about his past. He can, however, cause mayhem and talk about that.

Writer, drinker, and orator, Linty was convinced to make this sight to share his talents with the world. Also, he lost all his money buying an unnamed island nation. He needs money. The poepl are whispering about revolution and Linty really doesn’t want to get strung up.